Thursday, December 22, 2005

Oh Happy Day!

I got my commercial driver's license Tuesday. Now I can go drive the big trucks for big money. Driving 2

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Yes Motherfuckers

I'm still alive. More later after a few more beers and some more Blog$hares

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Bleh

I made it through the hurricane. Hurray for me. And for some fucked up reason, I can't insert smiley Xtra stuff into my posts. :-/

Monday, September 12, 2005

Who Would Have Believed

As hard as it is to believe, I've been sober for 9 days. I'm actually starting to feel pretty good. :D

Friday, September 02, 2005

Freedom

Fuck Pizza Hut straight to hell. I'm unemployed and for the most part, I'm happy that I don't have to work in that shit hole anymore. Do I care that I got fired and can't get unemployment? Hell no! It's a long weekend and I have 22 cents to carry me through. I'm going to enjoy myself just because I can and don't have to deal with cheap fucking morons that order from Pizza Hut and don't tip in the Pasadena area. And with that, I go to find myself a party with cheap beer and cheaper women.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Unbelievable

Work sucks lately. No business and no tips. I've gotta get a new job soon. :-/

Friday, August 12, 2005

Fuck PIzza Hut

They think they can stop me from writing TipThePizzaGuy.com on my change. Boy, have those fucking morons got another thing coming and a lot to learn about devious types like myself. Fuck them and fuck any piece of shit that orders from there and doesn't tip.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

God Dammit!

Just found out that the raver idiot got his fat, lazy girlfriend pregnant and she's too stupid to have an abortion. Fucking joy. That gives me about 6 months to try and save $4,000 to pay off old bills so I can get anew place to live. This is necessitated due to the fact that I hate children more than anything on the face of the planet and they know I'll kill the little piece of shit the first time it gets on my nerves. I'm just so fucking happy. >:-/

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Mmmm Beer

Molson Canadian. Good shit. I don't know what else to say about it. Buy me a laptop too. :P Wishlist ===>> Amazon.com Wishlist

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Fucking Ravers

These stupid fucks can't turn up their piece of shit turntables during the day when I'm at work. Oh no. The dumbshits wait until after 9:30pm or later, knowing it pisses me off and makes me hate the shit more each time. I swear, if they die I'm going to celebrate. :-/

Monday, August 01, 2005

Oh Happy Joy

I still work for the biggest piece of shit pizza company in the world. But not for long. Now where did I put my beer?

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Is The Mail Here Yet?

The mail needs to hurry up and get here tomorrow. Funds are incoming to go back to the doctor for medication refills. I really need my medication.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

New Gadgets Are Cool

I went to the local Walgreen's last week and got a Titanium Turbo electric razor. Yeah, the one from TV. I've gotta say that for a $10 razor it isn't a bad little thing to have around in the truck if I need a quick shave.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Cheap Gas

If you live in Pasadena, Texas the Randall's on Fairmont Parkway and Preston Rd. has gas for $2.15 per gallon or $2.12 if you have a Randall's Club Card. If you know of anywhere cheaper in the Pasadena / Deer Park area let me know.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Saturday Night TV Sucks

There isn't a damn thing on worth watching. I might have to watch a dvd or something. Suckage.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Isn't It Ironic

I find it very convenient that London get's bombed to shit right when the press and media are starting to take serious notice of the Downing Street Memos. I've said it before and I'm saying it again now. George W. Bush is the only terrorist that the world needs to be afraid of. He's trying to cover his sorry ass by orchestrating this attack with the blessing of Tony Blair. There is no way in hell that MI-5 could have dropped the ball on something like this.l

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Four Hours Later

And I'm still bored out of my wits. Now I know why I drink so much beer on my days off.

Bored

I'm bored sober and there isn't a damn thing I can do about it.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I Have Found The World's Most Dangerous Terrorist

And the goofy looking piece of shit is in the oval office.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

NEWS FLASH!

Pizza Hut sucks sweaty donkey balls! That is all.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Fucking Bullshit

It's a crock of shit to have to create a fucking blog just to have to post a comment on someone's POS blogspot blog. Eat shit and die you worthless fucks!